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ceruleancynic:

221badwolfstreet:

aswimmersparadise:

Let me tell you something about today. Today was the hottest day of the year in New Jersey, I woke up sweating despite air conditioning because it was 95 degrees. Now, i did what any logical person would do and I put on my favorite pair of shorts so i wouldn’t be sweating throughout the day.

        Even in my shorts i was sweating my balls off but I went through half of my day as normal, no boys stared at my ass or tried to grope me in public yet when i went to the the cafeteria a teacher told me to go to the office because he finds my shorts inappropriate. I head down to the office to find a group of girls wearing shorts and skirts sitting in a small room in the office, we where all ordered to call our parents or to change into the clothes they had offered us from the school store. These items of clothing included sweatpants and a large heavy sweatshirt. I obviously refused to where those because it was 95 degrees and when you are sweating the key to cool down is NOT to put on more clothes. They told me I would have to stay in that room the whole day if it came down to it.

      I was able to leave the office when my friend gave me a pair of yoga pants. The man who made me go down to the office brought down several other girls as I was leaving, at this point they didn’t care how long the shorts where they just sent everyone who was wearing a pair down. They warned me that if I put my shorts back on they would right me up. 

     I put them back on anyway because just walking down the hallway in those yoga pants made me faint, dizzy,and extremely hot. Thats the main issue, it is hot enough for people to pass out in school but to the school system they would rather a girl suffer from a heat stroke then to have a boy become  turned on. My shorts don’t say “COme fuck me in the middle of class” they say,”Its warm out”

The sexualizing of innocent students is not okay

Risking students health is not okay

and tHE LACK OF FEMINISM IN THE SCHOOL SYSTEM WILL NEVER BE OKAY

Today was literally horrible

I hate our school so much

hahaha what the actual fuck

OH NO

FEMALE HUMAN BEINGS HAVE LOWER LIMBS

NOBODY KNEW THIS!!!!

We did this bit in the fucking Edwardian era when women wore split skirts for the first time to ride bicycles. Can we maybe not do it again? Now? 

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idontlactateanymore:

lilyclaire3218:

lilyclaire3218:

I think I may have gone mad.
(Chris is my favourite Disney Princess)

I love myself so much for making this .

it’s fabulous. i think it’s an extraordinarily accurate visual representation of what it feels like to be a fan of chris and not having anything new to fangirl over for months at a time. 

idontlactateanymore:

lilyclaire3218:

lilyclaire3218:

I think I may have gone mad.

(Chris is my favourite Disney Princess)

I love myself so much for making this .

it’s fabulous. i think it’s an extraordinarily accurate visual representation of what it feels like to be a fan of chris and not having anything new to fangirl over for months at a time. 

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amazing-fizzyfamily-isnotonfire:

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“hey phil take a picture of me pressing my face into the couch its for a funny tweet”

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jpierrepontcriss:

my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home

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a detailed list of people who have a crush on me:

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boygrimlark:

scout-ebubbles:

docot:

freddybenson:

leovaldezstyle:

freddybenson:

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the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours

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E

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anatari:

OMG I FINALLY DREW SOME PEWDIEPIE FANART WTF?!?
Haha actually this is another commission I was asked for from my good friend Connie due to my financial crisis, but as I’ve been dying for an excuse to draw Pewdiepie for I don’t even know how long I enjoyed every moment of it :)
Want to help me out of my financial crisis? click here - http://awkwardbex.deviantart.com/journal/URGENTLY-NEED-YOUR-HELP-PLEASE-READ-371813423#comments

anatari:

OMG I FINALLY DREW SOME PEWDIEPIE FANART WTF?!?

Haha actually this is another commission I was asked for from my good friend Connie due to my financial crisis, but as I’ve been dying for an excuse to draw Pewdiepie for I don’t even know how long I enjoyed every moment of it :)

Want to help me out of my financial crisis? click here - http://awkwardbex.deviantart.com/journal/URGENTLY-NEED-YOUR-HELP-PLEASE-READ-371813423#comments

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im-in-l0ve-with-a-fairytale:

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“get up for school”

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“get out of your room and do something productive”

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someone in class: is the capital of england manchester?

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walkingsirens:

vallarmorghulis:

iwassoalonecastiel:

timelord-and-fishcustard:

The colour of this crack changes to a darker version of your blog colour.

GET ON MY BLOG

the crack on the wall, most of you guys don’t even know where this is from =.=

Doctor Who A Crack In Time

walkingsirens:

vallarmorghulis:

iwassoalonecastiel:

timelord-and-fishcustard:

The colour of this crack changes to a darker version of your blog colour.

GET ON MY BLOG

the crack on the wall, most of you guys don’t even know where this is from =.=

Doctor Who A Crack In Time

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I have 2 modes on tumblr.

laugh-addict:

Scrolling forever and finding nothing interesting on my dash.

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Or reblogging everything in sight.
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danisnotonfire:

urltima:

Requested by kingpeej.

okay excuse me a minute whilst i curl up in a ball and cry uncontrollably.

danisnotonfire:

urltima:

Requested by kingpeej.

okay excuse me a minute whilst i curl up in a ball and cry uncontrollably.

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